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Another lame excuse

Sunday, January 28th, 2007

You may be wondering why my blogging frequency has gone done over the last month. There are two reasons behind the lack of updates: first, I am a spur-of-the-moment blogger and, secondly, I had my laptop stolen in the airport upon returning from Denmark. In sum, I no longer blog whenever I want, wherever I want.

A big shout out goes to the useless git who is now the happy owner of a five-year old iBook with a Danish keyboard, may your loved ones turn into cheese, preferably stilton, at full moon!

Oxford City Council - a tale of hypocrisy

Tuesday, January 16th, 2007

In the early autumn of 2006 I wanted to start a rickshaw company in Oxford, The Oxford Student Rickshaw Company, having seen how similar initiatives have been highly successful in Copenhagen, London, Barcelona, and Edinburgh.

Conducting some initial research made me aware that Oxford was actually the first city in the UK, in the late 90s, to have a rickshaw company in operation. Learning from previous mistakes, which led to its insolvency, mainly on the cost side, I looked into existing business models, insurance policies, safety requirements, sponsorship, and tricycles. Also, I started writing a business plan, had meetings with the Oxfordshire Business Enterprise, whose help was very worthwhile, and, finally, I selected a small group of fellow students, whom I thought would be able to contribute in materialising the plan.

So far, so good.

I then approached the Oxford City Council to inquire about what was needed on my part. I expected this to be a mere formality given the Council’s strong policy statement towards reducing congestion in the city centre, as outlined in the air quality action plan. Here are three of the suggested measures:

-reduce vehicle emissions
-promote changes in travel behaviour
-limiting access in central areas only to cleaner vehicles by establishing a low emission zone (LEZ)

I also referred to the Transport Committee’s scrutiny into the future of London’s pedicabs (February 2005) which to date is the most comprehensive assessment of pedicabs conducted in the UK. It found rickshaws were popular with tourists and useful for short journeys. In line with this, I believe that Oxford, a city with a huge influx of tourists, would benefit from alternative ways of exploring the many attractions and sites of interest. As such, it was not meant as a traditional taxi service but rather a convenient way of getting a guided tour.

I made an appointment with a representative from the City Council who failed to show up, however, a colleague of his was kind enough to lend me some of his time. Although very sympathetic to the idea, he pointed out that under the current regulation a tricycle carrying passengers would necessarily need to obtain a so-called hackney carriage license. This license, dating back to Victorian times, is the same sort of permission you would need to operate a black cab. In juxtaposing black cabs and tricycles in legal terms, a rickshaw is thus considered no different from a noisy, high polluting, carbon-emitting, two-tonne vehicle made out of steel(!). Furthermore, the licenses are strictly limited and, of course, administered by the taxi organisation, and, just to make the final blow to my plans, each license – if, hypothetically, I would be able to obtain one - would set me back £50K.

In other words, despite all the good intentions aired by the City Council, there is very little room for any sort of sustainable transportation alternatives in the city centre. I should perhaps add here that City Sightseeing Oxford is running a service with around 4 double deckers, as a minimum, constantly touring the streets of Oxford. Most of the time, they are empty or carrying less than two handfuls of passengers.

In an attempt to start a dialogue regarding these absurd policies, I wrote a long, polite email to my contact, the one who failed to show up, asking:

a) Why and when the City Council chose to revise its procedures, basically outlawing rickshaws by juxtaposing them with black cabs?
b) Whether it would be possible to re-consider the decision?

Shortly hereafter, I received a short reply advising me that if I wanted to take this further, I would need to ally myself with a lawyer.

Simplicity is key

Saturday, January 13th, 2007

My current boss is the happy owner of a very sharp mind. He has a wonderful way of rendering complex things simple, perhaps owing to the fact that he has a doctorate in particle physics. Here is a little example:

Obesity and climate are not as different as you might think. Everyone knows what it takes to lose weight, eating less and regular exercise, yet people resort to all sorts of sophisticated ways of getting around it: the Atkins diet, pills and belts, just too name a few. Similarly, everyone seems to be overbidding each other when it comes to strategies for addressing climate change. The simple answer is that the use of fossil fuels must be minimised if not stopped, yet we now have a flourishing industry providing sophisticated but doubtful ‘fixes’, e.g. carbon trading schemes and carbon off-setting, that are somehow believed to solve the problem

Just brilliant, my dear dr. Watson.

Polar pleasures

Monday, January 8th, 2007


On Saturday, Maja took me to ‘the other place’ in order to visit the Scott Polar Research Institute, which is home to a small gem of a museum exhibiting all sorts of objects that have played a role in (Ant)Arctic exploration.

It was a great pleasure to see the maps, the scientific instruments, the garments, the china (well, nothing beats a good cuppa!), the food containers, and not least the handwritten journals and letters that have made it into many a good book. In particular, Scott’s letters to the mothers of his dying crew members, Wilson and Bowers, written, no doubt, by a man who knew that his own life was soon to come to an end. I find it hard to imagine anything more beautiful than a graceful death.

It remains beyond me to grasp how these guys could endure the never-ending polar winters with such poor equipment, although it was no doubt considered top of the range back then. In Cherry-Garrard’s book, The Worst Journey in the World, which I mentioned earlier, he describes how it would take more than an hour of fierce struggling and cramp just to get into his frozen reindeer sleeping-bag!

These records trigger the question of how we shall be looked upon in 100 years from now: “…and then they would drag along these heavy things known as computers!�

May I remind you that January March marks the beginning of the International Polar Year, a large scale scientific programme encompassing more than 200 research projects. You will have to visit the website to learn why, despite the name, it is on for two years.

Update: Scott’s final letters, including the last one to his wife, are going to go on display later this month, the BBC reports.

Full stop

Wednesday, January 3rd, 2007

Medieval idiot, go find a cave where you can incite hatred against the ‘disbelievers’!*

*Do not be offended, it is just a slogan/soundbite.

On a related note - all the usual disclaimers apply, of course - here is an interesting piece of commentary: Britain should integrate into Muslim values