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Domesticated deception

Friday, May 30th, 2008

I am rarely absolutely certain about things, but there is no use denying the matter of factness of, um, the fact that my mind is doing all sorts of things to escape the bloody thesis.

Recently, I have found myself planting a herb/vegetable garden and plotting the next great expansion; I have collected elderflowers and am now in the process of making cordial; and strangely enough, I feel a profound desire to bake stuff and become an apiculturist.

How very masculine…

The future, finally it is here…

Thursday, May 29th, 2008

It has come to a point where I can talk about my future without, god forbid, jinxing it.

I decided a long time back that a full-time academic career would not be compatible with what I want in my life and the kind of professional roles I envisage myself in. However, I would hate to break off my connections with the research community that I value so much, in Oxford and beyond. I have thought a lot about the best ways in which to maintain links with the Academy, on the one hand, and industry, on the other, without compromising my integrity in either role. This in turn has led me to invest a lot of thought in myself as a ‘project’ - and no doubt I will need to do a lot more work before everything falls into place - but I believe I have cracked it.

So, upon submitting my thesis within the next few months, I will take up a position as a partner in a London-based CSR consultancy working on a range of really, really interesting projects for corporate clients mainly. It is a small employee-owned company that I know quite well since I have worked for them in various capacities over the past couple of years. Also, the job will entail quite a lot of traveling in Scandinavia, Norway in particular, so I look forward to re-discovering my viking ancestry and catching up with friends and family… (in addition to the business aspects, of course.)

Secondly, I am currently planning a research project on a yet to be shared in public theme under the auspices of the James Martin Institute. This is something I will be doing part time in collaboration with one or two brilliant people - yay!

Thirdly, I will maintain Oxford as my base for at least another year, in fact I will be moving to a place that is, even for Oxford standards, steeped in history.

As remarked by our all-time favourite social thinker, “I love it when a good plan comes together.”

Summer Eights

Wednesday, May 21st, 2008

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This time of year everything fades into the background; when all the hours spent on the river and the erg must be converted into bumps; when eating becomes obsessive; when hundreds of students feel, for a few minutes only, that the universe revolves around them.

It is the feeling of listening to your own heartbeat as you count down the seconds to what will inevitably feel like a controlled demolition of your lungs, legs, arms, and back.

Luckily, ‘my’ boat is blessed with some very mean machines in the engine room and a skilled captain on the bridge.

It is, of course, pure pleasure.

Picture courtesy of Anu Dudhia.

A good book

Tuesday, May 20th, 2008

Ice sculpture

For lack of anything better to blog about, here is a book review: “The Last kings of Thule - with the Polar Eskimos” by Jean Malaurie.

Malaurie entered the Arctic as a student of deserts. Due to lack of funding for his scientific endeavours, he had to learn the skills of hunting and surviving from his hosts. Thus, Malaurie, at that time 26 years of age, went native with the Polar Inuits and describes in detail the everyday practices of a people who is no more. Undertaking a geological expedition as part of his study, Malaurie describes, in an unsentimental manner, how he came back to find the gigantic Thule military installation under construction. Inevitably, the influx of things, practices and people changed the social and natural fabric of a fragile society from one day to another.

This is one of the most compelling ethnographic accounts ever to be written, and it comes highly commended.

Today, Prof. Malaurie must be in his mid-80s, still serving as a UNESCO Goodwill Ambassador.

Thesis, what thesis?

Monday, May 12th, 2008

There are few pleasures as pure as that of punting.

Erhverslivets ansvarlighed

Friday, May 9th, 2008

Det siger unægteligt noget om niveauet for dansk CSR-tænkning, når Dansk Erhverv - under den intetsigende tagline ‘Doing well by doing good’ - inviterer til et seminar omkring erhvervslivets ansvarlighed med indlæg af Ulrik Wilbek og manden der kan kan snakke om alt, Tor Nørretranders.

Jeg har stor respekt for begge to, men jeg undrer mig over, hvorfor man har valgt så velkendte travere udi kunsten at underholde virksomhedsledere/forsamlingshuse til et område, der skriger på nytænkning.

On giant trees

Thursday, May 8th, 2008

Root explosion

You may not consider trees the sexiest of things, but that is merely due to the fact that you have yet to familiarise yourself with the fascinating nature of redwoods and giant sequoias, the worlds largest living organisms. Here is a bit of information on why that is the case:

Redwoods or coast redwoods (Sequoia sempervirens) are the world’s tallest trees, the biggest living ones measuring 360 feet, i.e. the equivalent of a 37-story building. Giant sequoias, which are closely related, have fatter and more massive trunks than the redwoods. Hence, measured by the amount of wood it contains, they are bigger but shorter. No-one knows the exact the life span of these trees, but somewhere in between 2,000-4,000 years would be a good guess.

Redwoods only grow in a narrow band of land stretching northwards from California’s Big Sur to fourteen and half miles up the Oregon coast, where they stop abruptly. Giant sequoias are also sparse and can be found only in a limited number of groves in western California.

Until relatively recently, the tallest redwoods were considered inaccessible towers, yet scientists have made it to the canopies - pioneering the techniques of ‘climbing’ by using not only rope in innovative ways but balloons and towers - and returned with some extraordinary findings. These include the discovery of breeding salamanders never visiting the ground, wild bonsai, hanging gardens with three feet of soil, and more generally, tales of a largely unknown ecosystem.

Redwoods dominate the ecosystems in which they appear; they tower above and leave other trees in the shade; they change the chemical composition of the forest floor; they take control over the water; and perhaps most interestingly, they shatter ‘competitors’ by throwing off their dead parts, a phenomenon known as ‘redwood bombing.’ Furthermore, sequoias do not care if they burn, they just grow back.

It is an unsolved mystery why they seem to hit a ceiling at around 360 feet. This has to do with a certain limit as to how far any plant can lift water. They transport the water upwards through a network of unbroken, microscopic pipes. It takes a few weeks for the water to get from the roots to the top, and a tree can do so against a pressure of two million pascals of negative pressure. There has yet to be engineered a system that can suck water under similar pressure, which means that redwoods are better at pulling water than any human technology.

The exact location of the tallest trees, called Titans, is a secret. They, the scientists and nature conservationists, do not want them to end up as attractions for adventurous and potentially damaging climbers.

Between the 1840s and now, close to 96 per cent of the virgin redwood forest was cut down, with only 90,000 acres remaining, scattered across patches of protected land.

The most meticulous article on this topic is, of course, to be found in the most meticulous magazine, the New Yorker. Unfortunately, you can only read the abstract - which is longer than most newspaper articles - if you are not a subscriber. [Update: The full 14,000-word article is available here, including the magnificent pictures.]

I stole most of the information above from said article, yet I have been fortunate enough to see and touch both redwoods and giant sequoias. You can see a couple of pictures from Mariposa Grove (giant sequoia) and Big Sur (redwoods) here.

You should go, too.