A Guy Ritchie movie in the making?

Two crooks decide to rob hundreds of unsuspecting people of thousands of £s by charging a hefty entry fee to enter a Lapland fantasy Christmas park that turns out to be more of a “Crapland”. Yesterday they were found guilty of misleading advertising.

Sad? Yes. Wrong? Yes. A little bit comical, too? Indeed! Details below:

…on arrival at the park, down a poorly signposted, potholed lane, visitors were greeted by a large concrete expanse and a traffic cone on which a sign had been perched reading “Lapland Way In”. Instead of being greeted by an elf, as promised on the website, visitors had to give their tickets to a security guard in fluorescent tabard who, according to contemporary news reports, made a point of telling those coming in that they were being ripped off and later quit after a customer punched him in the head.

Once inside, instead of a “tunnel of light”, guests found a short row of fir trees that had been lightly sprayed with fake snow and draped with a string of fairy lights. In a muddy corner of the site a few huskies were chained to pegs, “howling, yapping and generally looking unhappy”, according to one visitor; a solitary reindeer suffered the same unhappy fate.

[…] The park went into liquidation four days after it opened, when bank support helping to fund the attraction was pulled amid a storm of negative publicity. By the time it shut its doors, according to press reports at the time, three elves had been assaulted by irate guests while Father Christmas himself received a punch on the nose by a father who had been queueing for four hours only to be told that his children couldn’t sit in Santa’s lap.

(source).

Never trust a Finn.

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